I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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