I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
