if i died would you start the facebook group?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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