If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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