Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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