remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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