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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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