There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
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My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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