I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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