This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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