Duck Duck Cougar?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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