He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
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I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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