Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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