as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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