You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I love you.
Bad choice
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