That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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