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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Howd you meet this guy?

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  I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life

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• (207): View more from Maine

  My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.

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