well I can't set my house on fire every night
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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