I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
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I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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