I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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