I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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