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You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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