FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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