I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he just fucked me for my cheese..
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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