Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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