I have demons in me.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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