bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
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