Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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