We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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