i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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