his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance