This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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