it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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