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(631): View more from New York

sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood

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(260): View more from Indiana

dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?

(1-260): View more from Indiana

what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing

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(248): View more from Michigan

I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.

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(805): View more from California

the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.

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(434): View more from Virginia

Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"

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(585): View more from New York

What's the over under on catching something from your sister?

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(949): View more from California

He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick

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(316): View more from Kansas

I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out

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(330): View more from Ohio

i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing

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