So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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