I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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