"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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