If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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