How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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