problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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