you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I CAN MOONWALK!
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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