The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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