I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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