Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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