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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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