I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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