it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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