Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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