Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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