Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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