so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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