the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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