an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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