Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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