The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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