3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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