I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Randomize
